W: President Whatchamacallit is an ole tyme street ho. I have been trying to get the picture since 2016.
J: Really? Why do you say that about the dude?
W: One absolutely abnormal fact about this person that was more than just malodorous, was his lying every time he spoke.
J: Okay, and?
W: Other lifelong habits he exhibited with pride until he decided to resign and realized it was better to take his loyal 40% with him.
J: Resign? This did not happen, man.
W: Oh, yeah, he resigned from being pretending to be a nice guy. Too much attention pulled the covers off.
J: hmmm? keep steppin’.
W: I couldn’t identify, in words, this complex human. So many gutter attributes were constant. His ability to magnetize the always corruptible limited had reached an eerily quiet pause.
J: Why was that?
W: He is getting screwed by Russia, Syria, Iran, and Turkey. Pullin a train on the ho., we used to call it
J: I see your point. He must be the best Ho to be the end of Fox news too. They know they are finished too.