Eavesdropping on the Junkie and the Wino

An overheard conversation between two gentlemen of distinct choices went along these lines..

J: Did you feel the earthquake?

W: No, I don’t think I did. I’ve been shakin’ and quakein’ for such a long time now I ain’t too sure what I’m feelin’. ..Put some music on and I can make it look kinda cool.

J: “No man, come on be serious…but …I didn’t feel it either. Just can’t understand why people have to try to feel an earthquake… Did not have to ask about that one in Japan…huh?. Nobody said too much  about that lately either, right?”

W: “True that….that “sunami and water on the meltdown…whoooeee..anything other than deal with some truth..like they did to the  native americans, Shoshone, Sioux, Pache or what tribe was unlucky that day. Just wanted to get on to somethin’ else quick …. gave them some  firewater though.

J: “Oh man, What in hell you talkin’ bout”?

W:”Dealin’ with the reality and some truth!  They go way back with skippin’ ova that..they make some boss firewater though..wish they slide me a taste or two..

J: “There you go again”

W:”Wasn’t that a quote from a famous president”?